Welcome listeners, new and old! Episode 5 really goes off the rails for a bit. Nerd rants about Star Wars and The Avengers are coupled with stories of hot teachers, drunk duck rescues, Bond girl names, interesting ways to get out of a speeding ticket, and dolphins riding gorillas into the sunset. If you haven't yet, check out our past episodes on iTunes or Stitcher! And PLEASE rate us and review us on iTunes. It only takes a second, but it really helps us get promoted and reach a bigger audience through iTunes! Have I said iTunes enough, Apple? iTunes, iTunes, iTUNES!!! I'll take my free iPad mini now, please.